There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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