what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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