I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
