You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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