So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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