don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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