thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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