yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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