you guys were way drunker than both of me
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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