Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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