You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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