Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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