but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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