Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
