Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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