what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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