We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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