This is not my ceiling
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
