This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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