So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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