Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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