Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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