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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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