guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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