girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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