Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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