id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Even my vagina gasped.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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