Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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