Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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