called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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