yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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