chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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