Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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