...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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