My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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