Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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