? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
