It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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