Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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