Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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