I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
What drink are we having for lunch?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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