I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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