My balls are so social today.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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