didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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