I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Im part way to drunk.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
