Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You are the jesus of drinking
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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