I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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