she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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