I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
