Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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