Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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