nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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