How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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