i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize