Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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