called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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