i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Randomize
