I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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