i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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